Let’s be honest—if anyone in the galaxy needed a chill pill (or, say, a vegan, non-GMO, raspberry-flavored CBD gummy), it was definitely Anakin Skywalker. The guy went from angsty Jedi heartthrob to full-blown war-crimes enthusiast faster than you can say “I hate sand.” But what if things had gone… differently? What if Darth Vader, instead of force-choking officers, was puffing away on a mango-flavored vape? Buckle up—this is the alternate Star Wars universe you never knew you needed. From Dark Side to Calm Side: Anakin’s Fork in the Road Picture this: right after Obi-Wan tells him to take a seat in the Jedi Council chambers, Anakin doesn’t pout or seethe. Instead, he shrugs, reaches for a calming CBD gummy infused with therapeutic terpenes, and says, “You know what? I’m just vibin’.” Boom. The Jedi Council doesn’t get betrayed. Younglings remain un-sliced. Padmé lives. Palpatine gets ghosted. This isn’t just ridiculous…
