Our friend OneMinuteGalactica is at it again. This time he has gone and farted up Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. If you enjoy this you are juvenile and immature. If you hate this you are pompous and need to loosen up a little bit. As rude and as crude as fart videos are…. who doesnt love the superb matching of the faces with the sounds of disgusting bubble farts?
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May the schwartz be with you: A Honky Tonk in Cloud City
Kick ass mashup of the Coasters song, “Down in Mexico”, set to The Empire Strikes Back. Dripping with coolness! The rhythm and timing to the imagery is awesome!
Amazing Star Wars art by Randy Gentile
Randy Gentile started his careerer as an intern in the famous Marvel Bullpen and was able to turn that into a full-time gig in the now defunct Marvel in-house lettering department. He later transitioned to Chris Eliopoulos’ Virtual Calligraphy lettering studio. With VC he lettered damn near every Marvel book at one time or another including Amazing Spider-Man, Fantastic Four, Incredible Hulk, Iron Man, Uncanny X-Men, Punisher, and Daredevil. After 7 years Randy decided to make a go of it on his own without the aid of “Obi-Wan” Eliopoulos. Since then he’s begun lettering for DC Comics where his work can be seen in funny books like Batman, Detective Comics, Gotham Underground, Teen Titans and Booster Gold. Outside of his lettering work he self-publishes an autobiographical comic called NYComix, which has been featured numerous times on the popular comic book podcasts Fanboy Radio and Comic Geek Speak. In 2010 he…
May the schwartz be with you: Star Wars Chariot
This was not In the prequels. It might actually be older then the internet itself. It’s still funny as hell though. On Dasher, on Dancer, On Prancer and Vixen, on Comet and Cupid, On Donner, and Blitzen.
Suckadelic Action Figures
We like a show with a bit of humor. A show with the tagline “You’re An Asshole For Buying This,” as is the tag for The SUCKADELIC Art Toy Universe, is said exhibition. Next Tuesday, January 11, Boo-Hooray Gallery in NYC will host Suckadelic’s “Intentionally confusing, misleading, disappointing and really funny, limited-edition parodies of action figures.” The work presented in this exhibit is a documentation of the artist struggle to reach the top of a sinister pyramid scheme; A culture-jacking enterprise where ruthless-yet-compelling super-criminals compete for the imaginations of fickle consumers and a relentless media machine. I can’t wait to get my hands on Anus Head. He’ll look great next to my Gay Storm Trooper
Harry Plinket has delivered! Revenge of the Sith review
Mr. Plinkett wraps up his video Star Wars prequels reviews with an epic Revenge of the Sith dissection! PART 1: PART 2: PART 3: He was actually dead wrong on the fact that the Millineum Falcon wasn’t in the prequels. Its right down at the bottom of the frame. I Think I am going to email him and demand two pizza rolls.
Robot Chicken Star Wars Episode III – Force Unleashed Sketch
Starwars.com has posted a pretty funny Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode III video promoting the release of The Force Unleashed II. The video has only been available at the official Star Wars site here, but doing xmas, it has found it’s way to youtube. As the shift change on the Death Star passes, Stormtroopers head back to the barracks and others head out to their posts. Their one stop in common is the Imperial Cafeteria. Here, one lone coffee maker sits. Empty. Used. Un-refilled. Destined to serve millions of cups of coffee a day across the space station, the promise of the device remains unfulfilled. And Vader is not a morning person.
The Star Wars Christmas Special
It’s Christmas time, and while today that means people grinching about whether or not you should say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas,” there was a time when the biggest issue people had was which televised Christmas special they were going to watch. We’ve all seen the one with Rudolph and that one with the Heat Miser, and I’m sure the amount of hours spent watching the adventures of Frosty the Snowman would be shameful. Though those were all enjoyable when we were kids, we haven’t had a real grown-up Christmas special in a long time. That’s where this video comes in. Because you guys have been so good to us all year, and because we know you all love Star Wars as much as we do, we just had to cut our own version of a Star Wars Christmas Special. So instead of getting a card in the mail,…
The AT-AT Family Xmas
Oh the weather on Hoth is frightful, Echo Base on fire is so delightful, Shield generator is about to go, Let it Blow! Let it Blow! Let it Blow! AT-AT’s show no signs of stopping, And the sounds of Rebel heads a’ popping, Their will to fight is almost done, Let ‘em Run! Let ‘em Run! Let ‘em Run! When I finally get off this rock, Leavin’ a glorious blaster storm, Slip on a sock made of Ewok, All the way, home I’ll be warm! Oh the taun tauns are slowly dying, And soon, Vader and I’ll be high-fiving, An Admiral soon I’ll be, Let ‘em Flee! Let ‘em Flee! Let ‘em Flee! Via General Veers himself Created by Kody Peters, Andy Van Leeuwen, and Brendan. at:
The twisted mind of OneMinuteGalactica
Back in October we showed the hellerius fan movie “What to do on a space date” The movie was created by a user who calls himself OneMinuteGalactica. Now, If you are a Star Wars Fan like me, and like to surf around Youtube for funny movies, you must have come by OneMinuteGalactica quite often. He seems to be one of those hyper active producers that always put out new stuff. I had a quick chat with him the other day were he told me about him self: I’m a huge fan of the original Battlestar Galactica and the original Star Wars trilogy. I started making videos about two years ago when I started watching YouTube videos regularly. Before that I never really watched much of them and thought the whole YouTube craze was kind of stupid. I think that video of “Darth Vader Being a Smartass” was one of my…
May the schwartz be with you: Slave Leia is bringing sexy back
Back in april we did a post about Slave Leia Charity Car Wash. The Post did really well on DIGG and was featured in DiggNation. It also gave us a huge amount of complaints from some of readers though. Angry nerds telling us that the Slave Leia’s costume is overexposed, Portraying Slave Leia demeans her character, Most Slave Leia models aren’t portraying Slave Leia, Slave Leia is about attention, not cosplay and bla bla bla. Well… Here at swtorstrategies, we like slave Leia. We even admit to have dirty fantasies about her. So in honor of that we bring you 25 damn hot sexy slave Leia drawing. [Edit: The US government asked us to remove 10 pictures, or we would be prosecuted for rape in Sweden] By J. Scott Campbell By Lu ? By Alexis P. Millan By Gelatomettista By J. Scott Campbell By Laurie B By Jessasketch by *jasinmartin By Scott Zmbelli By mainasha
May the schwartz be with you: More Star Wars Pin-ups
Back in April we gave you the pleasure of the Empire Pin-ups. Since then we have discovered another artist : Morten Moeslund ( A Dane like me 🙂 ) who have made a serie of Star wars Pin-ups that makes me want to visit a galaxy far far away with some laser condoms… Bastila Shan Deena Shan Fem Trooper Imperia Officer Jaina Solo Jan Ors Juno Eclipse Unknown Jedi Mara Jade Mara Jade Mira from Kotorll Padmé Amidala Unknown Sith TieFighter Pilot X-Wing Pilot
May the schwartz be with you: Lando is the man!
As we’ve probably said in the past we get sent a lot of videos here at swtorstrategies. Many of them are, shall we say, not worthy of sharing with you. Some, however, demand attention and need to be shared. Blackstar Warrior is one of those. This morning I noticed a headline which spoke of a Lando Calrissian-centered blaxploitation film, “Blackstar Warrior.”” Of course I clicked. How could I not? The trailer I discovered there — which apparently screened at San Diego Comic-Con back this summer — stars Leonard Roberts in the role made famous by Billy Dee Williams. I immediately recognized Roberts’ smirk from “Heroes” (he was phase-shifter D.L.), but some might also know him from an arc he had on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” I recognize the Han Solo actor, but I can’t recall his name. Lando Calrissian is the baddest mother in space in this blaxploitation-style trailer for…
When Should You Talk To Your Kids About Star Wars?
It’s never too soon to teach your kids about the power of The Force. Unless their heart is full of fear and anger. We don’t need another Darth Vader. This is A public service announcement for fathers who are looking to introduce their children to Star Wars.
Weather Report: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
Cristian “Kit” Paul Made these excellent weatherer forecasts from A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. I burst out laughing at Alderaan‘s report. But expected Dagobah to be a lot warmer. Also, Hoth was never threatened by the Death Star, too far away to be reached from the galactic core. But the little Tauntauns were cute. Tatooine At the moisture farms in the Dune Sea on Tatooine every day is double-sunny and double-hot, including today. There are 38 degrees right now and this is as hot as it’ll get for the day. Expect a few squalls kicking up desert sand. Double-fine day on Tatooine. © Cristian ·Kit· Paul. Hoth An icy cold night tonight at Echo Base on Hoth—with a slight chance of flurries, light snow showers and annihilation. Please make sure that no tauntauns are left outside or they’ll turn into popsicles. A waning crescent Death…
May the schwartz be with you: Darth Vader Vs Hitler. Epic Rap Battles of History
First I thought it would be retarded, but the battle was actually hilarious, and it gets more funny each time I watch it. So, who wins? Hitler or Vader? I guess there’s no real competition going on… the choice should be fairly evident to us geeks
Star Wars Revisionism: it was all Jar-Jar’s fault
LEGO® STAR WARS™: BOMBAD BOUNTY answers the question no one was asking: What if Jar Jar Binks had appeared in the original trilogy?
May the schwartz be with you: Vintage Star Wars travel posters
Steve Thomas Has made some pretty amazing Star Wars mash up travel posters. They are very much inspired by some of the vintage travel posters of the early 20th century. These were done in association with a website in order to have them printed. That website is still working on making that a reality. There are eight in all and you can see all of them together here.
May the schwartz be with you: Star Wars Rage…
For some reason whenever I see that scene I always think Obi-Wan is going to break out into song about “A Certain Point of View.” I’m glad he doesn’t. Did you notice in Jedi at the rebel’s briefing when Luke volunteers for the mission, and they hug, and he was like, “we need to talk… but not now.” I think it wen’t down like this: Lucas: “we need a way to make it so that Luke and Leia can’t be together”” Other guy working on the film: “maybe we should show that Leia and Solo are truly in love, and so Luke graciously bows out of the love triangle”” Lucas: “I’ll make them brother and sister! I am such a good writer!”
May the schwartz be with you: C3PO RAP
While going through some old VHS tapes I found at my parents house, I came across this little gem. It’s an old compilation of behind-the-scens, media info, and hype about the Star Tours attraction. The video is from around 1987 and as that, it isn’t perfect. It has some Tracking issues at times, and the audio has some static too it. But, its still very watchable. Haha, some of the content was a little painful to watch. C3PO rapping is hilarious, and really shows the era of the footage, and the fact that Anthony Daniels will do anything in that golden costume. I think if Lucas told him “OK Tony, in this scene C3PO needs to pleasure the other droids….” … he would do it. Also, each time I see Lucas in an interview ( this time without his beard!! ) its so transparent the little Star Wars cloud he is on
What to do on a space date
1950’s space virgins need to know this stuff. I’m going to try to do one Nerdy Instructional Film a month with different movies. Coming in November: office safety.
Sexy Star Wars Halloween costumes
Explore the universe while staying warm with this five-piece sexy costume that includes a cropped top, lace-up mini skirt, hood with attached sleeves, leg warmers and over the shoulder satchel. Gun not included.
Star Wars trilogy in Two Minutes (as a paper animation)
Jeremy Messsersmith wrote a song about Star Wars and created an accompanying music video animated with paper versions of all the familiar characters. As a creative person, I understand that it’s hard to let go sometimes. God help me if I ever get to the point where I have the time and money to keep re-recording new versions of old songs instead of writing new ones! Unfortunately, George Lucas (in a fate worse than Darth Vader’s) is in the horrible place of having had all of his dreams come true. Now he has total creative control of whatever he wants to do, hence Star Wars in 3D. Anyway, I’ve got a song called Tatooine with a new music video directed by Eric Power over at ericpowerup.net. We are both OT (that’s original trilogy) fanboys so I made a lo-fi song and he made a very 2D music video. You can…
The Ultimate Star Wars Party!
Yoda Oreos and Blue Milk! Princess Leia cupcakes! Han Solo in Carbonite Jell-O! Double-sided lightsaber hot dogs and bacon-wrapped pretzel lightsabers! This may be the coolest (and tastiest) kids’ Star Wars party we’ve seen yet! StarWars.com chats with Jenn from JustJennRecipes.com about her awesome Star Wars party and how you can throw one of your own!Why did you decide to throw such an awesome Star Wars party?Right now is a funny point in my kids lives, they are really into The Clone Wars and just starting to put two and two together about who Anakin really is in the older movies — “Numbers 4, 5, and 6″ as my youngest son calls them. I’ve been a fan for a long time, so now I feel like we are all on the same page, liking the same things — it’s great! What part of the party got the biggest reaction? People…